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Twitter Name: @JeremyFeistXXX
Website: http://jeremyfeist.com/
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Description: Writer/Columnist/Comedian/Porn Tart/Lover of Slashes//////
Website: http://jeremyfeist.com/
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Description: Writer/Columnist/Comedian/Porn Tart/Lover of Slashes//////
Profile Link: http://gaystartweet.com/Jeremy_Feist
So, where's Rob Ford going with this? http://t.co/F36c3Mmr
Updated 4 hours ago
@Boner_riffic 1) No problem! 2) A little around the face I suppose... 3) Thank you :)
Updated 8 hours ago
@heyitsurban Yes! They sell it up here and it's like... Seriously, they're just marketing to 12 year olds at this point.
Updated 10 hours ago
Beer and Iced Tea is what you drink when you're a junior in high school who doesn't know better, NOT an actual product. #SeriouslyCoors
Updated 10 hours ago
I have to go have a child so that I can recklessly endanger it and score myself a Reality TV gig. Laterz! ;PPPP
Updated 11 hours ago
I just voted for (Insert name of whoever bribes me first) - Cast your Fleshjack vote! http://t.co/uqZ09sC1
Updated 12 hours ago
@seanasimpson Toronto is amazing. If you can find a job out here, it's so much fun!
Updated 12 hours ago
The problem with writing about porn: Satire is not something a lot of porn fans pick up on.
Updated 12 hours ago
Finished cleaning my cat's litter box for the first time. It was weird.
Updated 13 hours ago
I swear to God, Glee's version of "It's All Coming Back To Me" came on and my cat started howling. Draw any conclusions you want from that.
Updated 13 hours ago
It's a good thing being pale is coming into fashion, because I am (A) Irish-Canadian, and (B) Super scared of melanoma.
Updated 15 hours ago
@robsalerno I tried getting through two chapters, but his character is just so douchey...
Updated 18 hours ago
Indigo just suggested I read a book by Tucker Max. TUCKER. MAX. Fuck it, I'm getting a Kindle.
Updated 18 hours ago
Ever try to blow out a candle, but then you can't, so you figure it's a trick candle, but it's not and you just suck at blowing out candles?
Updated 18 hours ago
@iamuhura "Oh, you seem nice, let's see what you're interested in- OH CHRIST GET AWAY FROM ME."
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Oh look, I started a tumblr. And I'm going to write things on it and by ironic and clever! Yay!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Ever friend someone on Facebook, only to find out later that they are banana-fucking crazy?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
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