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Twitter Name: @JeremyFeistXXX
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Location: Montreal
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Website: http://notesonbarnapkins.blogspot.com/
Location: Montreal
Description: The world's most unlikely gay porn star/Writer for litelysalted.com/Average everyday sane psycho supergod/soon-to-be authour
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Updated 11:59AM PST - 8/13/2009 - Naughty Tweet Admin
And now? I sleep. Also, if my cell goes off at 6 AM again, someone's getting stabbed.
Updated 4 hours ago
I'm chatting with friends about Lost. Despite never actually watching an Episode of Lost. I need to watch that eventually.
Updated 6 hours ago
Apparently, in the time it took me to shower, you guys tweeted 66 times. Yes, I am now timing my life based on other people's tweets. Sad.
Updated 6 hours ago
...Seriously, Radiohead did it and they made money. Fact of the matter is, if something's good, people will gladly pay reasonably for it.
Updated 7 hours ago
Hey Michael Moore: If you're so worried bout the stranglehold Capitalism has, why not give your movie away instead of selling it at Walmart?
Updated 7 hours ago
I kinda totally love Kate Nash's new song. It's fucking adorable.
Updated 8 hours ago
Alright, so #1 on Rolling Stone's list of Spring's most anticipated albums: Justin Bieber. Fuck you Rolling Stone. Fuck you so hard.
Updated 8 hours ago
Cream Soda is fucking delicious. #JustSayin
Updated 9 hours ago
Reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I want more books and movies retconned to include zombies. Zombie Juno? Make it work.
Updated 10 hours ago
Watching Wall-E. Because of this movie, I will later put a leash on my toaster and take it out for a walk.
Updated 12 hours ago
Oooooooo yay! New She&Him video is out today! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W18_OO8TD78
Updated 13 hours ago
Quick question, but if Heidi Montag does a video on Funny or Die, and it wasn't funny, does that mean we get to kill her?
Updated 14 hours ago
@JPDuboisxxx But she does seem to always look like she's in her second trimester.
Updated 14 hours ago
@damianrios Especially since you'd have to have sex to get pregnant, and no one wants to fuck Mariah Carey.
Updated 14 hours ago
So as it turns out, Mariah Carey isn't pregnant. She's just fat. #Shocker
Updated 14 hours ago
Public Intoxication: The more I think about it, the more it seems like a great fucking idea. #YouKnowYouWantTo
Updated 14 hours ago
@RyanRussellXXX I may need to break out the stockings and Egg Nog now...We're having three month late Xmas
Updated 15 hours ago
Is it just me, or does @KatyPerry kinda look like Amy Poehler when she pulls her hair back?
Updated 15 hours ago
Oh Queerty...You have become like Jezebel for gay guys: Well written and well researched, but kinda bitchy and self-righteous. #PotAndKettle
Updated 15 hours ago
Watching Fight Club, just back from the gym, and for the first time in three days, I'm not hungover. It's a Christmas Miracle.
Updated 15 hours ago
Is it weird that I'm totally gay but absolutely love it when a woman has cartoonishly huge boobs? ...I'm looking at you Christina Hendricks.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Eating spaghetti and watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also: I have vodka. Sweeeeeeeet.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
This is an actual chat: Random person:"I don't see why everyone love Gabourey Sidibe"Me:"YOU REEK OH WHISKEY AND SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES"
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Yeah, so that failed miserable. I also burned myself on the candle. That onion did not want to go gentle into that good night.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Alright, soaked the onion, lighting a candle, turned on the vents...I will chop this onion without crying for once, I swear.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Also, my younger brother just got his driver's license today. I'm not sure whether to feel proud or terrified. Or both. Yeah, both works.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Fact: There is a marked difference between what you can say and what you should say...But most people don't know what it is.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
6:00, time to make spaghetti sauce. And despite what you may have heard, the Irish do season their meat...Sometimes.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Oh fuck me go away hangover. This is goddamn awful. Bright lights and loud noises are baaaaaaaaaad.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Just had a vigorous Chat Roulette session. Current dick count: 12.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Well now that was pretty good wasn't it?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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