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Twitter Name: @Jeremy_Feist
Website: http://www.xtra.ca/blog/toronto/
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Description: Cheap stupid whore.
Website: http://www.xtra.ca/blog/toronto/
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Description: Cheap stupid whore.
Profile Link: http://gaystartweet.com/Jeremy_Feist
Someone should really tell the Gin Blossoms that's not how flowers work.
Updated 3 hours ago
I'm pretty sure every True Blood script is written by sitting down and asking "What can our characters do to get themselves killed as fuck?"
Updated 4 hours ago
Is Windows Live not working for anyone else? It's been thirty minutes since I checked my email and I'm FREAKING OUT.
Updated 5 hours ago
Do you play the mandolin or the saxophone?
Updated 11 hours ago
@cratledge And then the shirt bellows out at the midsection and makes you look like you're wearing maternity clothes.
Updated 14 hours ago
Seriously, I have a 45" chest and a 30" waist. No part of me is rectangular-prism-shaped.
Updated 14 hours ago
I really need to learn how to sew or something, because I'm tired of wearing shirts that were apparently designed to fit cereal boxes.
Updated 14 hours ago
Someone is breaking a shitload of glass outside right now. For some reason, I'm suddenly reminded of Thanksgiving.
Updated 17 hours ago
You know it's summer in the village when you see someone chase a street kid down the street to reclaim a stolen bottle of booze.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
For the next little while, @ZackAcland is staying with us, which means PUPPY PILES. ALL THE PUPPY PILES.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
We have two Aussie leather puppies running around our apartment right now. And they brought Tim Tams with them! Yay!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
No, seriously, why does Bat Smite suck so hard? #BatmanTweets
Updated 3 day(s) ago
At the rate our dog is shedding, I'm pretty sure we're only feeding her so she doesn't go bald.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Donald Trump's Twitter feed makes a lot more sense when you read it in a super fey Paul Lynde voice.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Jason Momoa looks like the kind of guy who considers pillaging a village as foreplay. #KindaHotActually
Updated 5 day(s) ago
So I got to interview Paul Bellini about his new LGBT writing intensive at @SecondCityTC . CHECK THAT SHIT OUT! http://t.co/dzQ6AX6Tt7
Updated 6 day(s) ago
You know you live in the village when people walk through the park singing the theme from Fame for no discernible reason whatsoever.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Xbox One... Your decision to always be on left the judges turned off, and your Big Brother policies are SO 1984. Sashay away.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
PS4... You're shrouded in mystery, and the judges feel you may be resting on pretty graphics. Shantay you stay.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Nintendo Wii U... You started off the underdog, but now you're touching all the right spots. Condragulations, you are the winner of E3.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Can we talk about the fact that MEGA MAN IS GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT SMASH BROS OH GOD I JUST CAME.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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