I'm originally from Kansas and I can not emphasis enough how unsettling it is to have the tornado sirens tested in Brooklyn on a rainy day!
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@KevinUrbanski i wish. i barely have the funds right now to leave my house and do anything fun. how are you doing? having fun at IML?
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Rewatching every episode of Arrested Development waiting for the new season, and OH GOD THE DOG FARTED. IT SMELLS LIKE A BROCCOLI ABORTION.
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@all_real_bb thanks for the pic Chris. i hope you're having a good weekend. thanks for always using my lube in your scenes.
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Anthony Weiner's campaign is "a disaster for society"??? Shut your red-faced, holier-than-though, hyperbolic ass the fuck up. hardball_chris
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I'm thinking about food, @JamesDeen is thinking about Burritos and Buttholes. http://t.co/8wCzbucxlH
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@IMLchicago / @Grabbys SALE! Save up to $95 on "The Sword" Boner Pills! http://t.co/ara7FWZSV0 See photo for details! http://t.co/gr3xFpeuUj
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I'm thinking about food, jamesdeen is thinking about Burritos and Buttholes. http://t.co/8wCzbucxlH
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Flight cancelled Heathrow. £241 taxi 2 Stansted, delay in Düsseldorf. Got in2 Vienna @ 7pm. Remember, my original flight was @ 9am. x
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@davidsingletary well maybe not hubris, but a bit of cockiness is appreciated in this neck of the woods.
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Glasses at the club tonight or contacts? Man my life decisions are hard @OneBelloBoy
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@davidsingletary I'm going to smack that modest right out ya mouf. Hubris is accepted in these here parts!
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Sitting by the water is soooooo relaxing. Can't think of anything I enjoy more.
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RT @AlisonStarXXX: #FF @christianxxx1 - one of my favorite American performers - he has his own OFFICIAL site here - http://t.co/7Zmr3hO6RK
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Can they make now and later ibuprofen ? For real...
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RT @HuffingtonPost: Man allegedly set dog on fire to help it "go to heaven" http://t.co/7WO2q8W4F4 {that's one way to go.}
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RT @JamesDeen: I think @WolfHudsonIsBad just convinced me to get the vine app
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@DreamHostCare I've submitted a tech ticket concerning encrypted email access. thanks
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Hey @DylanRobertsXXX check out My newest video blog i mentioned you http://t.co/7EmQz2Sy0N
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Ugh My nose is running. Can someone help me catch it? Ahahahaha. A runny nose isn't so bad if u can laugh at it.
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